Archive - Shadow Puppet

The Future is Cancelled

We regret to inform you that, in light of recent events, the future has been cancelled.

Apr 28 •

I am the fastest man on the highway.

Apr 22 •

Per my last email

Hey, so I’m just writing back to you to let you know...

Apr 18 •

I've started burning my trash.

Apr 18 •

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